After a long day of work, they go to bed, the husband says to his wife: do we want to do a 69?
And the Wife: What? Shrimp sauteed rice at this hour?
What did the mushroom do when it broke its stem?
Sought aid (sauteed)
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A man enters a restaurant in a foreign country...
...he doesn't speak the language, but he tries to order breakfast anyway. He makes a slicing motion, then moves his finger like he is spreading butter on a slice of toast. The server understands this and notes it down.
He then clucks like a chicken and pretends to crack and beat an egg. The s...
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