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Chocolate Factory Jokes

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Cannot believe the new Chocolate Factory prequel movie is unimaginatively titled “Wonka”…

I mean we had “Young Sheldon”, so why can’t we have “Small Willy”?

It would be a much better fit.

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Why did Willy Wonka close his chocolate factory?

He was short staffed.

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Why are wonka's a good name for testicles?

Because they're located in between a Willy and a chocolate factory

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is quite unrealistic but at least they got one thing right

The moment Charlie found that ticket all the scalpers started coming out.

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5 minutes into watching willy wonka and the chocolate factory and I'm craving chocolate

This is why I can't watch breaking bad

Charlie couldn’t believe he was being let into the chocolate factory...

His girlfriend had been dead against it for years.

What did the millennial Charlie say after visiting the chocolate factory?

It was choco-lit

What is in common between a comedian, a chocolate factory owner and a criminal?

They are all running for Ukraine Presidency in 2019.

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What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

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Favourite porn movie parodies…

I’ll start, let’s see what list we can create…

Shaving Ryan’s Privates

Schindler’s Fist

Willy Bonk Her in the Chocolate Factory

Pulp Friction

Evil Head

Honey, I blew everybody

Inspect Her Gadget

Missionary Impossible

Saturday Night Beave...

I wish people would kick the bucket more often

Would sure make Charlie and the Chocolate Factory more interesting

What did Gene Wilder name his drug smuggling operation?

Charlie Up The Chocolate Factory

There once lived a Mr. Wrong

Since he was a wee lad, Mr. Wrong had it tough. He was a bright, brilliant young boy, but to his mother he would never be enough. Worse still, she'd make all sorts of outlandish statements to rub it into him that he would never amount to anything.

Mr. Wrong was tenacious though, as he'd delib...

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What do Michael Jackson and Willy Wonka have in common?

They both love showing kids their chocolate factory.

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