Rapping Jokes - 12 Hilarious Rapping Jokes

What does a rapping goat call their verbal drum skills?

Bleat boxing

Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd.

Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.

My grandpa and Eminem rapping have 1 thing in common

They don't breathe

Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they're always spitting fire.

Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding
she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned
that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the
entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares her...

If I can't focus on my work because someone is rapping about me

then I've been diss track-ted

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My father must think I’m good at rapping

He calls me Lil .

I hate it when I stub my toe while rapping

Gucci-dang

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What did the rapping cow say to the chicken crossing the road?

Moooove , get out the way
Get out the way , get out the way

What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

What kind of paper likes listening to music?

Rapping paper

If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping..

He'd become Royce Da 9-5.

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