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Falafel Jokes

A guy walks into a falafel shop

He asks the owner, "do you have 500 pieces of falafel?" The owner says no, and the guy leaves.

The next day the guy walks in and asks if he has 500 pieces of falafel. The owner says no and the guy walks out.

The guy comes in the next 3 days and asked the same question then gets the s...

What do you call a vegan dinosaur?

Falafel Raptor

Did you hear about the Grecian who ate a radioactive falafel?

He became a super-gyro.

I had too much Middle Eastern food today.

Now I falafel.

Apparently my attempt at recreating authentic Middle Eastern recipes gave everyone food poisoning...

I falafel.

why did Allah give falafel and hummus to the Middle East?

They prayed for more gas.

They're having a real problem with unlicensed food vendors in Seattle.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

What do you call a law-abiding Middle Eastern waffle shop that caters to police officers, but tastes horrible?

Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels"

I don’t understand how some people eat so many chickpeas.

I’d falafel.

Corrupt Warden Stuffed At Middle Eastern Restaurant

Awful lawful all full off falafel.

I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it

I falafel.

I tried to make a breathing mask out of pita bread.

But it just made me falafel.

Which food killed the tightrope walker?

A falafel.

I ate some bad Greek food earlier today...

...and now I falafel.

What did the chickpea say when it got sick?

I falafel.

An Arab, an Israeli and a Mexican are on a plane.

The pilot says that the plane is losing altitude and that the men need to throw something out of the plane to reduce the weight. The Mexican throws his collection of sombreros and the Israeli asked him why he threw the sombreros, the Mexican said "ah, we have plenty of those in my country".

...

Even though I've got sick every time I go to my local shawarma place, I still went back yesterday.

Now I falafel.

What is Middle-Eastern, vegetarian and turns lead into gold?

The falafel-er's stone

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Got drunk and told my arabic neighbor his cooking tasted like shit

I really falafel about it

Why do chickpeas hate being pulverized to bits and rolled into balls?

Because it makes them falafel.

I don't like eating weirdly named foods

I always Falafel afterwards

I like fried chick peas....

But I dont think it agrees with me. Everytime I eat them I Falafel.

Europeans use too many gyros for the slaughter of animals. Let's alert PITA.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

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The Top 10 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes

Here are the Top 10 2017 Edinburgh Fringe Festival Jokes!

1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng


2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” Frankie Boyle


3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical q...

Gyroscopes?

Why not falafel-scopes?

Two chickpeas are walking down the road

When one suddenly starts throwing up.

“Hey man are you okay ?”

“no man I falafel”

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors.

(sorry)

A middle eastern restaurant owner bought a new waffle iron.

He wasn't sure how to use it, so he chopped up some chickpeas, rolled them in flour and pressed them between the grates.

The mayor of the town stopped by that day, excited to try the new dish.

But when he took his first bite, the mayor declared it was so bad he would ban it from being ...

Scoring the best cigarettes in Barcelona

If you want to find the best cigarette in Barcelona, attend a match in Camp Nou. At half time, you'll see a lot of vendors making rounds of the stadium. They're selling food. Mostly falafels.

Now, you catch hold of one of them and look them in the eye. "I'm looking for him" you say.

"...

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Defiant statement from Bill O'Reilly:

"I didn't say I felt remorse when I tried to have sex with my subordinates, I said that when I shower with one of them I falafel."

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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A Jew and an Arab

A Jew and an Arab are walking down the street when they come upon a painting of Hitler towards the local falafel shop. The Jew takes one look at the painting and spits on it.

The Arab turns to the Jew and asks him, "why did you do that?"

The Jew replies, "because he killed half the...

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