UPJOKE

I’m getting paid a lot to shut down Zoom calls...

Now I’m making ends meet by making meets end!

I put my pants on the same way as everybody else

Not at all because Zoom calls only see the top of the body.

The 12 Days of Corona

In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 Murder Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery S...

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