UPJOKE

An old man is walking around with his zipper opened.

His wife notices and turns to him and tells him to zip up his zipper

Which he relpies, "Why? What cant get up can't get out."

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the sheep learned to run away when they heard a zipper open...

What's the best way to make people see your joke?

Leave your zipper open

A man REALLY has to pee

He walks into the restroom of a venue and stands in front of a urinal.Suddenly he hears a weird sound and looks to his side. There hee sees another guy peeing but with two streams!

Intrigued. He asks how that's possible, two streams! The other guy looks up and explains he’s a veteran and by b...

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