She got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.
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Your mommas so fat,
it takes her two trips to haul ass...
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Your mommas so fat
That when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn
Your Mommas so fat... (physics joke)
Because she went light speed.
Explanation: Physicists theorize that as speed increases, mass increases and at light speed, mass becomes infinite.
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