Once in a bar, one guy says to another... "I slept with your mom last night."
The whole bar falls dead silent waiting for the second man's come back. After a while, he laughs and says... "let's go home, dad. You're drunk."
I googled your mom last night.
I had to open two tabs.
What’s the difference between a pound and a dollar?
I didn’t dollar your mom last night
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