She's got dollars in one pocket and yen in the other.
Your mama's so fat...
...they call her missionary impossible.
Your Mama's so fat
.. her CPAP runs on diesel.
Your mama's so fat
Her back up camera is the Hubble space telescope.
Your mama's so fat...
When your dad said he wanted to see other people, he meant it literally.
Is my mom fat?
Your mama's so fat she heard the weatherman say it was chili outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon and ran out the door
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