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Hey, your fly is down!

I was walking down the road where I saw a lady shouting at me.

"Hello!" I said.

"Hey, your fly is down!" She shouted.

I turned to my pet fly. "What's going on, dude? You can always talk to me."

My Fly said "Oh you know, it's been a hard week. Wife left me. I lost my job a...

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a good one from my dad

A guitar player walks into a bar trying to score a gig.
He meets with the bar owner for his audition, and proceeds to play a beautiful melodic song.

"Wow!" Said the owner, "that was amazing! Whats it called?"

"Its called 'You're slapping my wifes titties with a belt'" replies the gu...

A frog and his froggy son go to a restaurant...

The young frog has been having trouble eating food, and not much seemed to help. The two are eating, and the little frog manages to swallow something without any issues! The father frog notices that the son didn't upchuck. Beaming with pride, the father frog grins over at his son.

"Ah, son! Y...

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A drunk man stumbles around downtown..

and he is approached by a cop.
The cop says, "Excuse me sir, where are you going?"

The drunk replies with a slurred "I'm just looking for my car, but I can't find it. I think someone took it."

"Well where was the last place you saw it?"

The drunk says "Right h...

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A Piano Bar Needs a Piano Player NSFW

A man is walking down a busy street in St. Pete and see a chalk board sign out front of a pub that reads “Piano Player Wanted”.

The man walks into the bar and it’s empty other than the bar owner setting up chairs in front of the stage with a piano on it. The owner says “sorry sir we don’t o...

A drunk stumbles up to a police officer...

A drunk stumbles up to a police officer and says, "Officer, somebody stole my car!"

The police officer asks where he last saw it, to which he replies, "On the end of this key."

Shaking his head the officer replies "Yeah, why don't you go on down to the station and fill out a report."<...

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