UPJOKE

Your Crush Jokes

If your crush is single...

It is 1v20

If she is taken...

It is 1v1

Work smarter not harder

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too

Imagination

What do you do when your crush says 'You are like a brother to me.'?

Play Sweet Home Alabama.

Asking your crush out is easy and can be done with two simple questions: 1. "Would you go out with me?"

2. "Why not?"

Your crush's boyfriend is merely an obstacle, similar to a fence.

You just gotta jump 'em.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dirty Joke literally

Friend: Dude, I can't stop dreaming about my crush.

Me: Well imagine this... You're home alone, and your crush comes over to visit.

Friend: Ok I can see it...

Me: She walks into your room and you're just sitting there.

Friend: Uh-huh. I'm likin' this.

Me: Ok. So ...

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