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Younger Wife Jokes

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count.

The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left ha...

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An older man with a younger wife, visits his therapist.

"Doc," he says, "It seems that no matter what I do, I can't seem to give my wife real satisfaction when we make love."


"Well," the therapist says, "She is entitled to satisfaction just as you are. So try this: Hire a strapping young man and the next time you and your wife make love, hav...

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My first husband was a much better lover, the wife said after a rather disappointing sexual encounter.

Of course he was, the husband replied. He had a much younger wife.

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A husband says his wife's ass look like an old washing machine

A husband, thinking about his younger wife, says to his her "You're ass looks like an old washing machine these days." She ignores him. That evening in bed the husband is getting frisky and nudges his wife. She rolls over and says "I'm not starting up this old washing machine for that small load, yo...

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Old man at a bar

Old man at a bar with his younger wife. The wife go off on the dance floor and is soon flirting with an attractive male.
She brings the male over to her husband and after a while they all leave for the old man's home.

Back home the wife and male continue to flirt and she leads him upstair...

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