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Old man on a porch sees a younger guy walk by holding something. "Whatcha got, boy?" he says to the guy.

"Chicken wire, sir. I'm gonna catch me some chickens."
"You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.
"Watch me!" and an hour later, the guy returned with 10 chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire.
Next day, same guy's walking down the street.
Old man says, "Whatcha g...

Two guys are waiting in front of the delivery room.

The younger guy asks to old man "Was that your daughter they took in?"

-No she is my wife

-Aren't you too old to be a father?

Old man gets angry and yells "So what?"

-Look, my grandfather used to love hunting. Every weekend he would take his gun and go hunt some animal. B...

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Old guy at a bar

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar drinking and checking out the younger women at the establishment. As he drinks his beer, he notices a younger guy enter the bar, take a seat, and order a drink. Shortly thereafter, he walks over to a young lass, and whispers in her ear, She smiles and they leav...

Two men are walking along

Two men are walking along a road and they see a dog licking its genitals.
The younger guy turns to the older one and says : “I wish I could do that!
Older gentleman replies: “You might wanna try petting him first.”

At the golf course

A man was waiting for an open tee at a golf course when a stranger walked up with a set of clubs and asked,

\- “I’m by myself today - wanna pair up?”

The first man was glad to have a partner, so he agreed, and off they went.

The stranger turned out to be a salesman for male en...

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Two guys are sitting at a bar.

The older guy says to the younger guy, I was talking with my wife earlier and I can’t remember if she told me that she has Alzheimer’s or AIDs and I don’t know what to do.

The younger guy says, it’s easy, all you have to do is drive your wife somewhere and drop her off. If she finds her way h...

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An old man and a middle aged man were sitting at a bar.

They had had a few drinks, then the old man turned to the younger guy and said "I f*cked your mom last night." The middle aged man just let it go, and ignored the old man.

A few minutes later the old man turns to the other guy again, and says "I rammed my cock down your moms throat last ni...

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You're not depressed...

I was at the beach and noticed a younger guy who was moping and looking sad. To make matters worse the guy was scrawny and couldn't have weighed more than a 100 lbs.

I walked up to the guy and said "hey buddy what's wrong? It's a beautiful day at the beach and there's nothing but gorgeous...

A new bar owner

A younger guy decides to open a bar. He's not confident, being a younger guy with little experience.

One of the first days his place is open, an older gentleman enters and takes a seat at the bar.

The young owner and the older gentleman start talking, and after a while the older man ...

Smoking in the rain.

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A little old lady was waiting at the bus stop. While she was waiting for the bus, she decided to light a cigarette. She had a few puffs, then it started to rain. She couldn't keep it lit. She looked at a younger guy who was pulling a condom over his cigarette. She asks why he's doi...

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An old man is sitting on his porch...

An old man is sitting on his porch one day when 3 younger guys walk by carrying some chicken wire. "Where you going with that wire?" he asks.
"We are going to catch some chickens" reply the men. "You ain't gonna catch no chickens with no damn chicken wire" says the old man. Later that day they c...

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(NSFW) The three Chinese tortures

A young man is lost, hungry and wandering around China. As he is wandering, he happens to find this old mansion on top of a cliff. He walks up to the door and rings the bell and an old man answers. The young man asks the older gentleman if he can have some food and spend the night. The old man agre...

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Two buddies are drinking at a bar..

.. having a good time. The older man mentions that he needs some relationship advice, that he has a big-time crush but isn't sure if they reciprocate.

The younger guy encourages him, saying he just needs to communicate it or maybe booze dat ass up and see where things go.

The older gu...

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The One with the cannibals...

So three men where in Africa on a mission trip, when they had the misfortune of being captured by a wild tribe of cannibals. They were hogtied, and brought into the tribal village, where the whole tribe was gathered, banging on their drums and chanting.

The Chieftain came out of his hut, and...

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