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Mother sharks and her offspring were swimming one day when they came upon a sinking ship.

Mother shark saw the humans abandoning ship. Once the ship sank, she instructed her offspring, "Follow my lead. We're going to swim in circles around the humans". The little sharks, their hunger already growing, were excited. One asked, "Can we eat them now?" Mother replied, "Not yet, dear. Just fol...

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When I was growing up, I went to school with a boy named Justin Reimer.

Now, Justin's father was a Supreme Court Justice, and like father like son, Justin was the head of every political club in our school. Graduation came, he was accepted into Harvard's School of Law (to no one's surprise), and that was the last I saw of him. Or so I thought...

Twenty years late...

Trump and the Pope

Trump: I reckon I could have slept with her, if it wasn't for something I said. But we had a row and, uh... I said something about the Pope.

Pence: That's a bit stupid, you know she's Catholic.

Trump: Yeah, I know she's Catholic: I didn't know the Pope was.

(Ripped off from The ...

A teen got a fake ID and went to try it out.

He picks out a 6-pack and walks nervously to the register. The cashier rings up the beer, "$9.88," and eyes the stubble on the teens face, "ID?"

Moment of truth; time to see if this is the second best $50 the teen ever sent to a Chinese website. The cashier takes the ID from the teen and flip...

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