You Wouldn't Know Jokes - 10 Hilarious You Wouldn't Know Jokes

"My girlfriend? You wouldn't know her. She's a bit underground."

...said the hipster necrophiliac.

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What do women say to men with big dicks?

I knew you wouldn't know...

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You wouldn't know, man, you weren't there!

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

Why will the Moon replace YouTube

It has lots of big craters

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At a party, an old lady was complaining about the behaviour of the youth of today.

'Look at the girl over there.' She complained, 'I don't know what young girls are coming to! She is wearing boys jeans, a boys shirt, and that hair cut is so boyish - you wouldn't know if she was a girl at all, would you?'.

'Well, as it happens I would', came the reply, 'because she is my da...

The software engineer and the moment of truth

Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart.

He was very surprised to see this scene and without stopping he said to the farmer, "If the bull stopped, you wouldn't know."

Farmer: “Sir, if the bull stops walking, the bell will...

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What does a women say after having 3 orgasms in a row?

Yeah I figured you wouldn't know.

A woman stopped me in my tracks.

She said, "You wouldn't know where the nearest hospital is?"

"That is correct." I replied.

An elderly woman visits the doctor for, ahem, a little problem.

"You see, doctor..." and she leans in to whisper conspiratorially... "I have flatulence. But you wouldn't know it because it makes no sound and it has no odor. In fact, I'm flatulent right now. Right as we speak, I swear. To be honest I'm not sure I should even bother to do anything about it, it's s...

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