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You Wouldn't Get It Jokes

I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it.

It's an inside joke.

I was going to share a joke about trickle down economics.

But 99% of you wouldn't get it.

A guy looks at his friend, puts up his hand and says "barkeep!"

While the two of them laugh, another friend who saw this says "I don't get it, what's so funny?"

The first guy answers "you wouldn't get it, it's an inn joke..."

I was hanging out with my Scizophrenic friend and all of a sudden he bursted into fits of laughter

I asked what was so funny and he said "you wouldn't get it, it's an inside joke"

My friends and I made a quarantine joke that I really want to share

But as an inside joke, you wouldn't get it.

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In a Nazi concentration camp

The inmates were being led into the gas chamber. One of them slip in front of the door, hit his head and died on the spot, before going inside the gas chamber. And the rest of the inmates were gassed to death too.

They meet each other in heaven and started laughing hysterically about how the ...

Im kinda proud of this one

I have this great joke about stomach contents?
Actually never mind you wouldn't get it, its an inside joke.

Two pregnant women are talking about their future babies

"I feel like my girl will be an athlete, she kicks so much in there it's unbelieavable!"

"Oh, I'm sure mine will be a comedian."

"How can you be so sure?"

"You wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke."

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Guy: I would tell you a joke about my dick but it's too long.

Girl: Ha HA... well I would tell you a joke about my pussy but you wouldn't get it.

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A man walks up to a woman, and says "I could tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long"

The woman turns to the man and says "I could tell you a joke about my pussy, but you wouldn't get it"

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Wanna hear the joke about sex?

Don't worry, you wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke.

Did you hear the one about having lunch in a socialist state?

Sorry, you wouldn't get it.

Did you hear the one about nepotism?

You wouldn't get it, but your boss's son would.

Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage?

You wouldn't get it.

I'm going to tell you a hipster joke...

Never mind

You wouldn't get it anyway

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