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Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart.

Because little boys pants are half-off.

Sorry I know this joke is too old to be one of his victims

and I know it is bad taste to make fun of the dead.

RIP K-Mart you will be missed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Translated : So...two farmwives...

So , two farmwives were going home together after a good days work on the fields.
As nightfall was close nature called, so they went in a nearby cemetery , did their thing and having nothing to wipe with, they grabbed some flower ribbons from the graves. After that they continued their walk home...

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