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You Were So Drunk Jokes

You were so drunk last night, you asked me to drive you home.

So what? It was responsible from me, no?

Bro, the party was in your house!

Two Irish men were talking one morning..

"You were so drunk yesterday!", said Callum.

"Why, What did I do?", said David.

"You took a taxi home!"

"So what, it means i don't wan't to get caught for drunk drivin'!"

"The party was at your OWN HOUSE!"

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Two childhood friends, Tom and Peter, were drinking in the bar...

As they haven't seen each other for a while they were drinking quite too much. However Peter drank more than Tom and in the morning he woke up with pain in the ass, naked in the same bed as Tom and with complete blackout of last night events.

- Tom, what happend yesterday? why my ass is hurt...

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