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You thought the last couple jokes you heard were bad?

Well, this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two combined.

Man, if you thought No Nut November was bad...

Wait until No Net December.

If you thought eBay was bad, don't even try Tinder...

Everytime I log in it says 'No Matches Available'

If you thought alcohol was bad for your short term memory...

...just imagine what alcohol will do!

And you thought you were having a bad day . . .

There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He didn't move for a half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying.

The truck driver turned ...

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If you thought cooties were bad...

Just imagine catching the boobonic plague.

If you thought 2020 was bad, wait for the sequel...

Twenty twenty-two

So you thought I could never become a paperboy?

Well I got news for you

What do you call mustard you thought you had already bought?

Dijon vu.

Just when you thought it was over after Irma...

No way Jose.

If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks ....

It cost me an arm and a leg!

If you thought Stephen Strange couldn't be Sorcerer Supreme...

...you'd be Wong.

Just when you thought 2016 was done killing celebrities...

Wham! There goes another one!

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If you thought black people were mad about the Oscars...

wait until the nominations come out for the World's Greatest Dad Award.

If you thought 2016 was a bad year, then you're about to find out why 6 was afraid of 7.

If you thought 2016 was a bad year, then you're about to find out why 6 was afraid of 7.

9 months later!!!

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could spend the nigh...

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