Bill’s wife goes out to buy a car. The salesman says, I recommend this one. She asks why. The salesman says, “Because it has hydraulic backspin brakes. Get in and I’ll show you.”
He drives the car 100 miles an hour toward a brick wall, and when he’s 100 feet away he jams on the brakes. They s...
*sniff...sniff* Guy: "Honey! Do you smell that?"
Girl: "No babe." Guy: "Yeah me neither, start cooking."
two men were walking thier dogs...
Two men, tom and bob were walking their dogs when they smell a delicious scent. "You smell that?" tom asked. Bob replied, "the heck I do, let’s find where it’s coming from!”. After 5 minutes of searching, the scent led them to a restaurant. Tom said "let’s get something to eat!" they both were hungr...
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A Scotsman
A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant. “Did you smell that?” she asked her husband. “It smells absolutely incredible!” Being a “kind-hearted Scotsman,” he thought “what the hell…I’ll treat her!”
So, they walked past the place again!
2 refugees cross the border.
2 refugees cross the border. They wander in the desert, lost and running low on supplies. They continue on until a week later. Now out of supplies and really struggling, one of them stops and says, "Hey, Jose, you smell that"?
Jose sniffs the air and replies, " No, I don't smell anything"....
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