The dog says, "Why are you slowing down, the light's gray?"
What’s the difference between a pedestrian and a speed bump?
You slow down for speed bumps
I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry...
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection.
I asked "Hey, should you slow down a bit?"
"Don't worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way."
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?
You slow down a little bit. Jeez...
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I speak for the trees!
So an ant is walking through a field, scavenging for food. Suddenly, his legs stiffen up and he has trouble walking. "Feet! He says, angrily. "Why have you failed me? I must search for food, but I am unable to walk." "Not us!" Squeal the feet. "We only are only meant for gripping the ground or ...
I drive like my brother
I’m driving with this guy, and he runs right through a Stop sign. So I say, “Hey, that was a Stop sign.” And he says, “I drive like my brother!”
A few blocks later, he plows right through a red light. I say, “You just ran a red light.” And he says, “I drive like my brother!”
So now we’...