I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry...
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection.
I asked "Hey, should you slow down a bit?"
"Don't worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way."
We ...
A man is driving across town with his dog.
He sees a traffic light and begins to stop.
The dog says, "Why are you slowing down, the light's gray?"
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