He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house.
"You owe me money," she...
A koala bear breaks free from the Central Park Zoo…
He’s walking down the street when he encounters a hooker. The hooker asks, “Hey, looking for a good time?”. The koala nods in agreement and off they go to a hotel.
The two have an intimate time, and when the koala bear is done he starts to head to the door. As he reaches for the door handle...
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