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You Might Think Jokes

Sawmill workers get injured less often than you might think.

At least they can count the incidents on their fingers.

You might think the sun Is too heavy to carry,

but actually it's pretty light.

You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's....

But there's a vas deferens.

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Despite what you might think, poop jokes aren't actually my favorite kind of joke

But they are a solid number two.

You might think that I’m smart because I have an A in math

But I’m pretty dumb because I have a D in your mom

Did you know that Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President? You might think I’m making this up, but...

It’s Trudeau.

you might think babies are delivered by storks

but fat babies require cranes

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You might think I'm strange, but my favourite porn is where a kitten is saying "yes" or where a kitten is saying "absolutely"...

Those are my favourite catagrees.

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I’ve got a friend whose nickname is “shagger”. You might think that’s pretty cool.

She doesn’t like it.

I was born in 1988, so you might think I'm a millennial

But please don't assume my generation. I actually identify as a baby boomer.

A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think.

The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg.

You might think incest is gross...

**but it's** ***all relative.***

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