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You Might Be A Redneck Jokes

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

You might be a redneck....

....if you've ever had to climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if...

You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches

You might be a redneck if:

You see your sisters Onlyfans account and subscribe.

You might be a redneck if...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.

You might be a redneck..

..if you happen to be a french nobleman in the 1790s.

You might be a redneck if your girlfriend can pack a lip and go down on you at the same time...

...and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

You might be a redneck if

You might be a redneck if you have a peeing for distance contest at your family reunions and Grandma always wins.

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You might be a redneck

What'a the last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he hits a windshield?


His asshole....

You might Be a redneck if.....

Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises

You might be a redneck if...

1. You don't know the difference between your lawn and your driveway.
2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors
3. Your family tree is a circle

When You Realize You are Material for a Jeff Foxworthy Special

If you spend your entire Christmas gift budget at a Tractor Supply...

You might be a redneck.

If you dressed up like a rodeo clown, broke into the capitol, and tried to destroy the democracy of the United States

You might be a redneck

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My original redneck joke.

If you clean the stains in your toilet by pissing harder, you might be a redneck.

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