UPJOKE

You make me feel like I have something special inside me!

Like Coronavirus

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

You make me feel like a unicorn...

...beautiful, magical, and horny.

I think this is an original, but chances are good it’s not, so do with it what you will.

Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7

Cause I want to explode in your pants.

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