You know your old when your wife asks you to to come upstairs to make love
And your answer is, “I cannot do both.”
How do you know you are old
A little boy looking very distraught asked his grandpa "How do i know when I'm old"? The old man sat in his chair for a moment, pondering the child's question. Finally he answered "Son, you know when your old when you have to force a cough to fart". The little boy sat looking puzzled. "But.. that do...
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