... you start each morning with snap, crackle, pop, and then you have breakfast.
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Guys, you know you're getting old when....
.... your dick doesn't get stiff, but everything else does.
You know you're getting old when
when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.
Happy Cake Day to me!
You know you're getting old when your wife says, "Honey, lets run upstairs and make love”……
…..and you answer, "I can't do both."
You know you're getting old when...
You walk by 4 priest and don't even get a wink.
You know you're getting old when...
"at your age" starts to come with negative connotations instead of positive ones at the doctor.
*Based on true events*...
You know you're getting old when ...
the doctor tells you to slow down and the cops tell you to speed up.
You know you're getting old when you go to a new doctor...
...and part of the new patient exam is carbon dating.
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