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You Can Lead A Horse To Water Jokes

They say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. I say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him swim.

I am _never_ playing water polo again

You can lead a horse to water

...and you can now make him drink thanks to modern science!


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You can lead a horse to water...

but you cant force her to star in Sex in the City 3.

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My grandfather always used to tell me...

you can lead a horse to water, but if you can teach him to fish, you need to lay off the fucking acid.

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