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You Can't Spell Jokes

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You can't spell advertisements without

semen between the tits

You can't spell pacifist without...

Long live 3PA. Long live Apollo!
P.S. Steve Huffman is a clown.

I bet you can't spell *part* backwards.

I knew you could really. It's just a trap.

So you say you can't spell very well.....

...they're, there, their, don't cry.

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why are men the best looking on the planet?

you can't spell ´sexy´ without XY

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You can't spell lassie without ass...

and if you think you can, that's a lie.

So I drove to Alabama and there was a welcome sign

It said:

Welcome to Alabama and remember,

you can't spell cousin without sin.

Enjoy your stay!

You can't spell Quarantine

without U R A Q T

What do you get when you can't spell kid?

idk

What the worst thing about being an illiterate wizard?

You can't spell.

COVID-19 Pick-Up Lines

If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

You can't spell virus without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet pape...

Did you know?

You can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter....

We all know humans are just cat's slaves, right? Yes. So a human was looking for a new home, to his cats disapproval. When the human said "I am the owner, I call the shots" how did the cat respond?

You can't spell homeowner without meow.

Art is suffering...

You can't spell paint without pain.

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Why do Redditors like dick jokes?

Because you can't spell Happiness without "Ha Penis"

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