UPJOKE

his door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him.

He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired. Here's your kit; go sell!"


The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired! Here's your kit; go sell!"
The third came in and said, "I- i ...

We sell everything - longish

A man is walking down the street and he comes up to a store with a sign in the window that says "We sell everything!"

The man walks inside and approaches the customer service desk.

"How can I help you?" The woman behind the counter asks?

"You can't sell everything. It's impossib...

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