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You Can't Cook Jokes

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A man saw that his wife was watching a cooking show and commented: "Why are you watching a cooking show? You can't cook anyway!"

His wife replied: "Why do you watch porn then? You can't fuck anyway!"

P.S. Sorry if you've heard this before but my colleague just told me this joke.

You can't cook vegetables in the microwave.

The wheelchairs don't fit.

You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook

don't worry I can

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man comes home from the bar...

and sees his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's cooking show on the tv.
He says to his wife, "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!"
To which she replies, "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"

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