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You're So Young Jokes

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Two women meet in heaven...

One a young blonde the other a middle aged brunette. They are standing in line chatting with each other as they wait to get into heaven.

They older brunette asked: "How did you die? You're so young, it must've been tragic."

The blonde answered: "Oh, well I froze to death. It wasn't too...

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A 10 year old boy with a dead frog on a stick walks up to a brothel

He knocks on the door, and the madam answers. She says "I'm sorry, we can't serve a boy as young as you here."
The boy hands the madam a crisp 100 dollar bill, and she says "right this way."
The madam lines up her best girls, and asks the boy to choose one.
The boy asks "Do any of them hav...

A mother catches her 12-year-old son smoking in the backyard...

"Jimmy, I can't believe this! Smoking is terrible for you, and you're so young!" Jimmy replies, "Don't worry mom, I only smoke when I'm drunk."

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