Your mother said "what a little treasure." Your father replied "yeah let's bury it."
You're so ugly that I'm going to have to stop drinking
just in case I start seeing two of you...
You're so ugly...
You're so ugly that when you were told 'you have a face only a mother could love' your Mum sued them for defamation of character.
You're so ugly
You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out
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I got into a fight with a girl and she said she bets I have a tiny penis
I responded with "what difference does it make to you? You're so ugly I wouldn't touch you with a 1.5 inch pole"
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