"I Knew it! I want to meet my biological parents."
"We are your biological parents, your adoptive parents will come for you tomorrow."
Father: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I knew it! So who are my real parents?
Father: We are your real parents. Your new ones will be here in 5 mins.
A father says to his son, "Son, you're adopted."
Son: "What? That's not funny, dad."
Dad: "Yup, pack your stuff, they'll be here in an hour."
A father says to his son: Son, you're adopted
Son asks in shock: Who is my real dad?
Father: Me, but your new parents are coming in thirty minutes, so pack your stuff
Parents: "We don't know how else to tell you. You're adopted. Your actual parents are from Alaska."
Kid: "Inuit all along!"
Dad: Son, do we have any 'dop ted'?
Son: What's a "dop ted"?
Dad: YOU ARE! You're adopted!
Son: Nice one, Dad.
Dad: I'm not your Dad.
A Girl Was About to Celebrate her 18th Birthday
The mother asked the girl what would she like as a gift.
As the girl was not materialistic, she said even a heartfelt message that will make her cry will suffice.
And the mother said "you're adopted".
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Wonderful saying, but horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Step on a crack, break your momma's back!
So then I went on a walk with my family. I stepped on a crack, looked at my mom, and said "Why didn't your back break, mom?"
"You're adopted."
Adoption.
A kid was walking into the kitchen when he notices his parents sitting at the table looking upset. He asks,
"What's wrong?"
Dad: "There is something we need to tell you son."
Son: "What is it?"
Mother: " You're adopted."
Son: "Well duh I knew t...
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