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Yoink Jokes

What does a thieving pig say?

Yoink.



My school was having a contest for the worst joke of the week and this was the best (or i guess worst) I had.

You know what they say about German kids?

They're kinder over there

(yoinked from u/vatzhie04, it was too good to resist)

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man orders a taxi late at night

He tells the driver where to go and the ride is pretty quiet. The man is not much for small talk and just stares out the window. They are cruising on the freeway when he notices that they missed the exit. "Doesn't matter" he thinks "It's a little around but faster on the freeway" but then he sees th...

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