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Yo Momma So Jokes

Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the stork that brought her

It was the crane!

Yo momma so fat...

Her blood type is A ... & W

Yo momma so fat

She jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat...

...when she goes jogging, she leaves potholes.

Yo momma so fat, I pictured her in my head

And she broke my neck.

Yo momma so fat

Her passport photo is a panoramic one

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Yo momma so fat

Vader had to use both his hands to choke the bitch.

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Yo momma so ugly...

She has to roofie her dildo

Yo momma so nice

Yo momma so nice I had to say it twice

Yo momma so dumb she waits for the stop signs to turn green

She so ugly they do

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Yo momma so fat…

When she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips

Yo momma so fat

She only needs a single cup of water to fill up her bath

"Yo momma so slow"

It took her nine months to come up with a joke.

Yo momma so fat

She fell on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up though.

Yo momma so fat

she is seven out of ten fattest people I know!

Yo momma so fat...

When she's tanning at the beach, Greenpeace comes with 3 busses to pull her back in the water...

Yo momma so fat...

She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.

Yo momma so fat...

There wasn’t enough room for a punchline

Yo momma so short...

You can see her feet on her driver's license

Yo momma so old...

She pre-ordered the bible

Yo momma so ugly...

We’re gonna lie to her that the pandemic isn’t over so she can keep her mask on.

Yo Momma so ugly...

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

Yo momma so fat

Your father left the house just so he could be far enough to see her entirely.

Yo momma so fat..

The government cancelled her for being a mass gathering

YO momma so nasty...

She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo momma so stupid,

she uses an emery board to file her taxes.

Yo momma so fat...

She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.

Yo momma so fat...

she don’t work the street corner, she work the freeway!

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Yo momma so fat...

...it took three days to find you after your birth

Yo momma so fat...

... that when she died, her ghost made a cold spot so big that it saved the polar bears.

Yo momma so fat

the only date she can get is a windows update.

Yo momma so fat

Doctors say she has a flesh eating bacteria.....

She’ll only live for 75 more years.

“ Yo momma so fat ...

..her fart caused the Big Bang! “

* overheard neighbour’s kids and I chuckled!*

Yo momma so poor

I can’t make a joke at her expense

Yo momma so dumb....

Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

Yo momma so fat

When she moves her phone from one pocket to another, it changes network!

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Yo momma so fat

When the doctor drew her blood he said "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Yo momma so FAT,

She has a 4GB file size limit.

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Yo momma so ugly...

...when she gives someone head, it qualifies as anal.

Yo Momma so Old

Her social security number is 3.

Yo momma so fat

She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity.

Yo Momma so Redneck,

I coulda started this joke with sister,auntie or cousin.

Yo momma so ugly...

... Even Freddy Krueger has nightmares.

Yo momma so ugly...

When she was a baby, her parents fed her with a slingshot.

Yo momma so stupid...

...she tried to buy Tide Pods with food stamps.

Yo momma so ugly...

...she tried to use FaceId on her iPhone and bricked it.

Yo momma so fat...

That I would compare her to a cow but my religon prohibits me from comparing a horrid beast to such a sacred animal.

Yo momma so ugly

Jesus saw her and stopped believing in God

Yo momma so fat..

..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.

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