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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Yo mama so ugly

When she sits on her phone, it unlocks.

Yo mama so ugly...

she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application!

Yo mama so ugly…

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!

Yo mama so ugly…

Even Ripley couldn’t believe it.

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!


 

 

 


### My (other) favorite one liners:

1. I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember.

1. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff.

1. French tanks have five rever...

Yo mama so ugly...

The beggar gave her money to get a surgery.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was young,

her mama left her outside a store and got fined for littering.

Yo mama so ugly...

when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall, he said "OH NOOOOOOOOO!"

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Yo mama so ugly that when she posted nudes to 4chan

The website’s name changed to mis4chan

Yo mama so ugly

When she opens her front door on Halloween the kids give her candy.

Yo Mama So Ugly

She makes blind children cry!

Yo mama so ugly...

It takes a blind man wearing gloves to massage her

Yo mama so ugly

Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

Yo mama so ugly...

she made One Direction go the other direction.

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