Yo Bro Jokes

1: "Yo bro, lets cool off in the river"

2: "Hmm nah dude im good"

1: "Awh come on man, you aren't scared of a little water are you?"

2: "Um n-no, im not, alright lets do it"

So they both swim out into the river, but the 2nd man starts to struggle and thrash around
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Note: translated from another language(dirty)

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Siberia, it's super cold,freezing, a man is crawling, struggling hard, he's on a verge of death. Suddenly he sees a light not far out. Using his last bit of strength he reaches a small house. Knocks on a door. No answer. He opens the d... read more

And as I was walking in some jerk ran into me and spilled his drink all over himself. He got super pissed.

"Yo bro, you got a problem?"
"No, you ran into me dick face"
"Are we gonna have to take this outside?"
"No, let's take it Outback"

Thank you, I'll be here all week.