A cowboy comes riding into town one day, only hes riding on the horses head. One of the townsfolk ask him as he riding by, "how do you stay on that horse so good"? To which the cowboy replies "its not a horse, its a unicorn"!
Based on a true story: I was carrying back gardening tools to the shed and dropped one. My wife yells from behind me.
"Yee haw, it's a hoe down"
What's the difference between a teeter totter on a ranch and a donkey's grandpa?
One's a yee haw seesaw and the other is a hee haw peepaw.
A person decided to buy a horse from a monk
So, he paid the priced and got very excited to ride it. "Hyah!" he said. But the horse didn’t move. So, he asks the monk,"Why won't the horse go?". The monk replied,"This horse is a religious horse. If you say ' Thank god', it will start moving. If you say ' All the praise be to god', it will stop.<...
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