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Year And A Half Jokes

A man has been in a relationship with his girlfriend for over a year and a half

One day, however, one of his friends notices that he seems down.

"Are you okay buddy? You look like something's bugging you."

"Ah, yeah, well, it's this," he says shakily as he hands his friend a diary, which was opened to the latest page. The entry reads
"I'm going to marry her som...

I was really surprised when I was born.

So much so that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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I just learned today that cock fighting involves two roosters...

...well there goes a year and a half of intense training.

Since it's New Years, I can say I haven't showered in a year!

Actually it's probably been about a year and a half

An American, a Korean, a Chinese, and a Russian walk into a bar...

...they settled into their seats and when they had loosened up after a few drinks they decided to extol the virtues of their homelands.

"American industry is so superb," said the American. "A sports team can decide to move to a different city, and within a year and a half we can build a stat...

I've been looking through r/jokes to find the biggest joke of all

And after a year and a half of looking it finally hit me.. it's me

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Two teenagers are on a date...

The date is going well, and after some making out towards the end of the evening, the guy asks if he can get a blowjob. "I'm sorry, but if I do that for you I feel like you won't respect me after" she says. After a year and a half of dating, they get married. On their wedding night, the new husband...

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