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Yahr Jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants...

bartender asks him " what's up with that steering wheel, that can't be comfortable"?

Pirate says "yahr, it's drivin' me nuts"!

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The young sailor

A young sailor prepares for his first deployment as sea. As this is his first deployment the captain calls him into his quarters to ask the man if he is ready for a life at sea, surrounded by seamen, and away from women. The sailor thinks for awhile and replies "Well Captain, I'd be a lying scally...

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