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Xmas Tree Jokes

Went to buy a Xmas tree today, got chatting to the guy behind the counter, asked if I was going to put it up myself

I have to admit, I’ve tried a lot of things but that sounds particularly painful

Why their are Angels on top of the Xmas Tree

Have you ever wondered how the tradition of putting an angel on the tree started? It may not be as magical as you might think,

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure.

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What did the rug say to the Xmas tree?

Your balls are hanging.

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I just bought a Xmas tree.

The sales assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?"

I replied "No you sick bastard. It's going in the living room.

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