When we got married, my partner turned into A wife.
After our first big argument I started referring to her as my B wife.
She's now up to S wife with just 5 more chances before she becomes the X wife.
Did you hear about the mathmatician's wife?
It all started when they got married. She sat down on the couch every single day, and screamed at him for not cleaning the house, doing the laundry, or washing the dishes while she was watching TV.
Of course, such a static lifestyle only makes you less healthy. So after a while, she grew fatt...
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