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Buh, buh ,bible . . .

A man with a stutter answers an ad for "bible salesman wanted". He walks into the office and says " I wanna suh, suh, sell buh, buh, buh, bibles ! "

The office manager, holding back a laugh, replies "sure thing, just take this here box and go door-to-door until they are gone. Then come back f...

When British people pronounce words like “Water” they say it like “Wuh-er”. So what happened to the T?

They drank it

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

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