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Wrong English Jokes

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A soldier heading home from the frontlines gets on a train

The soldier walks the length of the crowded train searching for a seat. He stops by a rich woman who has her dog sitting next to her.

The soldier speaks in a calm , tired voice, "Ma'am, can you move your dog so I can sit down?"


Offended and speaking in a high and mighty tone of vo...

High joke

A cop stops a man and asks "how high are you?"


The man replies." That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"😂

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