I used to spend long hours working on my "rubbing-up-against-strangers-in-public" technique...
...until I got my *new* pair of glasses and re-read that motivational poster on the break-room wall.
So, my bad... it turns out it does *not* say : "Practice Makes Pervert"
Her: I’m leaving. I’m sick of your constant mansplaining. I’m surprised you didn’t see the writing on the wall.
Me: It’s called graffiti, Karen.
My graffiti-artist girlfriend just left me
I should have really seen the writing on the wall.
Everyone's so surprised about Facebook stealing their data. But not me...
...I saw the writing on the wall.
Back when I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store as a stockboy.
One of the "long time fixtures" there was a homeless guy who would sit outside and ask for change. He was there every day, from opening of the store until closing, without fail.
Several months after I started, the owner decided to go in a new direction with the store and wanted to increase wo...
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Yesterday my GF seemed very nervous about giving me head...
..and instead was wildly smacking and hitting my thighs and lower stomach. She seemed to be beating around the bush.
People always say I should be lucky to be able to live off workers comp, but it cost me an arm and a leg!
I was out of town for a couple weeks and I decided letting m...
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