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Wreckless Jokes

A South African policeman pulls over another South African for speeding and driving wrecklessly

The policeman asks the driver to pull down his window.

The driver complies and large puff of weed escapes the car.

The officer shakes his head and asks:
“sir, how high are you?”

The driver immediately responds:
“ no sir, it’s hi, how are you”

and drives off

We should raise insurance rates on drivers who have never crashed their cars.

They're driving wrecklessly.

My driving record was too perfect.

So I got in trouble for wreckless driving.

I don't want to jinx it, but I've never been in a car accident...

I'm a totally wreckless driver.

Have you heard about the world's safest driver?

He's wreckless!

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

I've been driving for about seven years and haven't had an accident yet...

I guess you could call me a wreckless driver

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