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Wounded Soldier Jokes

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A wounded soldier takes viagra by accident after thinking the pills were pain killers

He got battle-hardened by that experience

What did the field medic say to the uncooperative wounded soldier?

Suture self.

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Three Soviet generals wager who has bravest soldiers

Soviet army organizes a large military exercise. Three high-ranking officers - an army general, a navy admiral and an air force commander watch the war games from an observation bunker, drink vodka and argue who has bravest men. They can not reach a conclusion, so the army general calls his troops a...

Army Dad

Bob father of 2 serves as Sergeant in the Army.
His platoon was ambushed, a wounded soldier lies next to him.

Soldier: "Sarge I am bleeding."

Bob: "Hi bleeding, I am Sarge."

A general visits an army hospital to check on the conditions and inspire the troops.

Its WWIII, trench warfare is living hell, and the men could really use some inspiration. The general starts talking to the wounded soldiers.

He goes up to the first man and says: “What brings you in here son?” The soldier replies: “sir, I got dysentery in the trenches, something awful.” The g...

There's a Soviet General on the eastern front in Finland...

He goes to see his men to raise their morale; they've been having trouble taking a forest.

From across the forest he hears, "Ha! One Finn is better than ten Russians!"

The general is angered by this so he rounds up the nearest ten soldiers and sends them to find and kill the Finn. He h...

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