A doctor, a lawyer, and a scientist were asked if they would rather have a mistress or a wife.
The doctor says I would rather have a wife so that I have someone to go home to after a long day at the hospital.
The lawyer says I'd rather have a mistress that way I don't have to...
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My girlfriend asked me, “Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?”
I said, “Of course.”
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