UPJOKE

Would you rather be a spider or the most boring man on earth?

Either way, you're still a web developer.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

I don’t know about you, but I just can’t see myself being blind.

What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels...

At least the elephants you could reason with

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